March 17, 2013

Blogga' Life

I give God the glory and love to all my homies and peeps wherever you may be. No homo. Also, long live 2Pac, wherever he and Elvis and Kurt Cobain are living. 

Yo, sometimes a blogga's got crazy drama. Crazy, indeed. 

Like when a momma's rollin' down the road and knows--
Just knows--someone's been sittin' in her seat.
Oh, the injustice. Oh, the madness. Oh, the ratchet that is The Dad.
Who he think he is comin' all up in my ride, 
Adjustin' my seat, adjustin' my mirror.
Ain't nobody givin' a momma respect.




Tell 'em
Blogga' for life
Oversharin' till' I die
When 'em stupid soccer moms ask why

Rollin' down the freeway the seat be a hot mess
I'm cruisin' five over the posted,
Eyein' for the po-po.
Reachin' back to close the gap between momma and the wheel.
Whoop. Der it is--Momma's seat is jacked, yo. For realz.

Tell em'
Blogga' for life
Oversharin' till I die
When 'em stupid soccer moms ask why

What's a momma to do? Cruisin' with no support?
Where are the homeys? It's a long, dark road for a pathetic momma
Whose seat is lame and gone.
Do I pour a forty for my seat? I slow my ride and pull to the side.
And click. Like Diego, I take a pic.

Tell 'em 
Blogga' for life
Oversharin' till I die
When 'em stupid soccer moms ask why

With my ride at a stop and my seat laid all back,
A momma with a phone cheeses and poses then
Revives the seat like a boss 
or a flight attendant.
Upright, momma cruises on down the road.
Cruises on down the lane.
Cruises on down with the traffic, yo.

Tell 'em 
Blogga' for life
Oversharin' till I die
When 'em stupid soccer moms ask why.

Peace out.


(Translation for the gangsta' rap impaired: I adjusted my seat while driving--not smart, I know, but I did it anyway. When I pulled the lever, however, my seat reclined all the way. ALL. THE. WAY. I pulled over and took a picture for my blog before I placed my seat back into the upright position. I did that because as a blogger, I'm always looking for blog fodder.)


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