Daughter 2: I need to shave my legs.
Me: Nope. You're still too young. The earlier you start shaving, the more you have to keep shaving.
Daughter 2: Wha--??
Me: Once you start shaving, you'll have to keep up with it and shave a lot.
Daughter 2: Like once a week?
Me: At least.
Daughter 2: Fine. Um, Momma, would you wait a week before you actually feel my legs?