October 14, 2013

Conversation Of The Week

Scene opens with me standing on the scale in the examining room of my gynocologist's office. I'm exhaling deeply, not wanting any extra air to weigh me down.

Nurse: Very cool. You've lost one pound since your visit a year ago.

Me: A pound. Great. Slow and steady wins the race, right?

Nurse: Yes. What are you doing to lose all this weight?

Me:  All one pound? Well, I am dressing lighter ... 


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