Comments I Wanna Post But I Won't 'Cause I'm Nice. Dammit.

I'm tired. I'll admit it. Momma loves her sleep and for the past two weeks, we've been getting to bed late and waking up early. This morning was the first morning that I've really gotten to wake up when I wanted to in a very long time.

It's June. I sleep late in June. Not sleeping late is not good for my mind.

Weekly Run Down--June 15

Whew! What a week! My most popular post this week was Conversation of the Week in which Daughter 2 gets caught (kinda) shaving her legs.

But, I had a lot of fun creating a playlist for Prancercising for this week's Five for Friday.

I've spent the week on the airwaves pimping TMI Mom Oversharing My Life. (Pimpin' ain't easy, yo. Sing it with me. It's a song, right?)

I was featured on KXII at the ten minutes before it's humanly necessary for the day to begin. I needed a nap afterwards. Check out my segment HERE.

Lisanne at KTEN and I sat and chatted and giggled together--not to sound all stalky, but she could be my best friend. Check out that segment HERE.

Friday morning, I was featured on KDFW where I talked about broken lady parts. Check out that segment HERE.

Finally, if you're in the southern Oklahoma, north Texas area, come see me TODAY (Saturday) from 9 - 11 at Buffy's Cupcakes on Main in Denison and get a signed book. A portion of each book sold will be donated to Buffy for her cancer treatments.

DFW peeps: I'll be at Bishop Street Market from 1 - 4. Come and get yourself a funny read and hug my neck.

I can't wait to see y'all!

Five For Friday: Songs To Prancercise To

In today's Five For Friday, I wanna share with you the five songs from 1989 that I will totally download on my iPod for my Prancercise session.

I don't think the cardigan is optional.
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1. Funky Cold Medina by my pal, Tone-Loc--If I'm going to Prancercise, it's going to be with a song that has Funky in the title. Plus, any song that talks about an Oscar Mayer Weiner must be paired with this tight-crotched prancing sensation.

2. Solder of Love by everyone's heart-throb, Donny Osmond--Okay, fine, soldiers don't prance, they fight. But maybe there'd be less war and more peace if we all ditched marching for prancing. Just sayin'.

3. Baby Don't Forget My Number by the duo who did no actual singing, Milli Vanilli--Once people see you doing the Prancercise at your local park or wherever you choose to prance, they'll wish that you, like Milli Vanilli, had hired someone else to do that junk for you.

4. If I Could Turn Back Time by the ageless Cher--About five minutes into your Prancercise routine, you'll feel your body getting more youthful and you'll feel ten years younger. The pointing and laughing from your audience will actually take you right back to your elementary playground that one fateful day when you peed your pants on the jungle gym. What? Was that only me?

5. She Drives Me Crazy by that group, oh you know, um... Fine Small, Young ... something or another, oh yeah! Fine Young Cannibals--Let's face it: When you are at the park or the track and you are Prancercising your way to wigged-out hair and big necklaces, you will be driving the onlookers crazy with your coolness. Trust me. I know this to be true.